Gil Grissom’s encounter with the Sultry Sarah from CSI..the moment of ego’s and attitudes were left on the back burner, did you not have an emotional eruption?  Any fan of CSI-Las Vegas would know that we have longed for Gil Grissom to show some passion for someone alive, in a passionate man way… at that moment, if you noticed, he walked into his office, and there was a moment of hesitation on his part..where he hugged someone with a heartbeat.

If this was Survivor Pearl Island and we could turn around and sue Gil Grissom for tossing Sarah, it may just turn into another Danny Bonaduce Scandal, of who which, I am a huge fan…just cuz his rough, realistic take on “I was a Partridge.. in a pair tree”..or on his stint with a local radio station that SUCKS now.. and the staff are basically un-educated in customer service..

Fairplay..from Survivor Pearl Island..  funny enough name.. you are on Survivor Dude.. it’s called, Survivor, put on your big boy pants and survive….  leave Bonaduce alone.. he’s had his fair share of trouble.. you signed up for the show..you now want to be treated like a princess?  Your not on Princess Diaries dude, you are on a fake all out stupid reality show, that has now brought you notoriety.

You don’t do a flying sprints into someone who once was a boxer and not expect to be tossed…I am curious,  would he have rather spent the night with Mike Tyson? Or Evander Holyfield.. either way.. somethings bound to bite you in your fairplay ass!

Reality..at it’s finest..

Billy Nighy is known to us for playing in Pirates of The Caribbean and now Hot Fuzz - The Movie.  I have to tell you about real burnout with Billy Nighy - if you have not watched Still Crazy, it’s a must watch DVD! With a cast of characters that were burnout and bummed out trying call true the statement - We Got The Band Back Together.

Nighy’s character will make you laugh, if you grew up during the hypnotic 60’s or the hallucinating 70’s, you gotta catch his character on this one.  “How do I pay for it?” He questions his lovely Astrid, “Give them your credit card number.” she retorts…”Where is my credit card number?” he quizzicly asks her “On..Your..Credit Card…” Burnout at it’s finest!

Reality or Burnout?

Reality for many of us 60’s Hippies, I think the burnout just went along with it..

Lost needs an Extreme Makeover - get off the island..yeah, get off the bus too! It reminds me of Speed, not much happens unless you are going 55!   I am lost, why the flashbacks, keep us in present day and stop the dr. freud or dr. phil, whichever you may have more respect for, I’d pick freud, he did appear with Bill & Ted and must have some sort of reputation!

I love Kate, I really do, what a beauty, Sawyer too, wouldn’t throw him out of a bed of crackers,  who wouldnt fall for the bad boy.. if Sawyer came to my door, I would buy what he is selling, but on the other hand, there is Jack, and he is pretty convincing.  Still and all, gotta go with the attitude.

I tried, I really did to catch up, but nothing has happened, is the Sun still pregnant? Why isn’t she showing yet, its been a few months..oh yeah, the writers strike.!  What really happened to Michael, has he ended up in the attic of All My Childrens Past? With the Martin kid? What was his name anyhow..and why has no one questioned where he is at?

Enter the ship - The Black Rock? Where did it originate from, anyone know? Did it hold those hot pirates from the South Shore Marauders? (Hello Mark & Annie) Is Jeffery Rush going to pop out of the hull and transform into a dead ringer for Jeremy Irons, anything is possible in reality tv !

If you are suffering reality tv burnout, may I suggest to you to check out some stoner one liners!

Do you walk the halls of your office waiting to hear from your friends what they thought about Gene Simmons being canned?

Which by the way, is total marketing ploy.  On whose part, I am not quite sure at the moment.  But if you have not read Gene Simmons, Sex, Money Kiss, you should, and you would understand the genius behind this man.

If you are staying up late, to watch all the reality tv shows that you have taped, and you can not function with out your dose of Brett Michaels - Rock of Love, you need to get yourself a signed up for E-Harmony! 

If the driving force in your love life is the latest Bachlor, you should look into ask men! Chuck Woolery may have an opening, and it’s in a bit better taste than skinny girls duking it out over one guy that most likely will introduce them to momma, and she will throw them under the train after all the dough from the show comes rolling in.

Reality TV Syndrome, as REO Speedwagon would say,  get yourself together, keep everybody warm, and keep riding the storm out! They may come up for a drug that will help!

Do you have any of the following symptoms?  Are you unable to communicate with your family because, “my show is on!”  You get in trouble in your office because you can’t stop comparing notes about the people who got kicked off of last night’s Dancing with the Stars show and how unfair it was.  You sweat with each and every “elimination” round.  Potato chips are a staple in your Reality TV diet.  You buy every magazine on the newstand to see if there are any real-life hookups from your favorite Reality shows.   Or finally, you cherish January because American Idol is back on the air.  You may have Reality TV Burnout.  Don’t worry.  We can help.  Vent, browse — just let it out.  We all may have had enough.  Take back your life.  We know you can do it.  Quoting our sweater friend, Fred Rogers, “Sure, I knew you could”.

The first redhead to check in this morning! Flipping channels last night, I run across - How to look good naked?

I live in Chicago, naked today is really not an option!  The temperature is a whopping 3 degrees, pieces and parts would start to fall off and disintegrate.  Running through my mind this morning are images of Wesley Snipes character, Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man as he disintegrated while in a cryogenic freeze.

Take out the cold for a moment, if we want to look good naked, and quite honestly if we do look good naked we are most likely in the minority here, but if that’s the case, go for it, there are plenty of nude beaches out there. 

Naked Schmaked, if thats what you are concerned about, be concerned about it in your own home! It’s not necessary that we all see the chicken skin!