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The first redhead to check in this morning! Flipping channels last night, I run across - How to look good naked?

I live in Chicago, naked today is really not an option!  The temperature is a whopping 3 degrees, pieces and parts would start to fall off and disintegrate.  Running through my mind this morning are images of Wesley Snipes character, Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man as he disintegrated while in a cryogenic freeze.

Take out the cold for a moment, if we want to look good naked, and quite honestly if we do look good naked we are most likely in the minority here, but if that’s the case, go for it, there are plenty of nude beaches out there. 

Naked Schmaked, if thats what you are concerned about, be concerned about it in your own home! It’s not necessary that we all see the chicken skin!