Winter wonderland my ass, I’ve had it up to my ears in white stuff, bitter cold and the weather forecasters that drone on and on about the snow coming for Christmas. IT’s HEAR - it was -7 and it ain’t gonna go no where, so shut the hell up!

Anyone longing for a white christmas, it’s in Chicago - if your in the tropics, let’s house swap! Not wife swap, trained my guy right and he trained me, but sadly, I will not see him for the holidays, because he will be out spreading “beat juice” on the streets, yeah, you got it beat juice, because we are in a salt crisis, but my car sure doesn’t look like it, there’s salt residue all over the car, so salt crisis my ass!

We know the roads are bad, you can look out your flippin window and see the cars are moving slow.  We are all gonna get somewhere eventually, I’m hoping they have Hot Damn where ever I go, that will warm ya to the bones.  Cinnamon Schnapps, and the weather forecasters begin to take on a new meaning.  If you are out there driving in what is essentially a blizzard or large snow fall, don’t wine to the reporters, about I’ve been in the car for six hours..wahhhh.. they feed on this mentality..put your big boy pants on, shut the hell up and stay home next time!

It is a standing joke in my family about me and the news… I don’t watch much, I catch a blip here and there on my home page in the morning and rely on mom and sister to keep me up to speed.  Reality denial so to say..

What about this question - How do you feel?

How many times have we seen news reporters asking this? During hurricanes, murders, car accidents and missing children cases? Shoving a microphone in the faces of those that are faced with tragedy?

How do you feel? First off, the reality of it is, most of the time they are reporting events as they happen, do they think they are getting an honest answer from those directly affected? These people are most likely still in shock, they are usually facing something beyond the scope that their brains can process at the time?  They haven’t had a chance to even gather their thoughts or emotions.

How do you feel? How do you think they feel, they are numb & confused - The Onion has a great story on King Tut.. how do you think he would feel to find all his possessions missing? Well, he’d be down right pissed off I am sure.. as I can’t imagine that many of these folks that have had the big bobble shoved in their faces by a pushy reporters.

I get it, I really do, they have a job to do, but can they do it with a little more tact?