What would happen if House met -Boston Legal’s Denny Crane?

Can you imagine how that conversation would go? Would the paintball guns be pulled out or would Gregory House just hit Denny in the head with his cane - which by the way - Hugh Laurie does not limp in real life.  You can see his crazy antics as well on Black Adder.

Where he plays the character of Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh, I can see Dr. House now talking to Denny about the woman in his life -who would be able to one up the other? Would House win or would Denny?

Dr. House: the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way

Denny Crane: I have an erection. That’s a good sign. I’m ready to go to trial. Lock and load.

Would they talk over each other or at each other or would they make good drinking buddies?

Did you see the political debate between the two of them in Alan’s office? If not, in a nutshell, this is how friends should be… oddly at each others throats, and even brave enough for Alan to shoot Denny in the back with a paintball, that was after Denny took liberties to shoot Alan first.

Reacting to a situation, venting and moving on.  Who doesn’t wish we could do this? Alan Shore & Denny Crane, Democrat verses Republican, but yet, the scotch still goes down just as well and at the end of the day they discuss what went on in their world.  No animosity, no hard feelings and no need for concern if they offended one another.