Mythbusters…… who doesn’t love a mystery solved?  I actually caused a debate at work about one of the Mythbuster shows.  It was raining out and fellow co-workers were huddling by the door ready to run to their cars and I mentioned that on the show, I heard that they found if you walked in the rain, you would get less wet than if you ran in the rain.  It caused quite the stir.  Two of the men in the group laughed and said, “hey, let’s find out”.  Both stood at the door as they readied to race.  The first one jockied up to the door and the other one shouted, “go!”  The first out the door was the only out the door and the second man held the door closed so that he could not return to the dry building.  So much for that myth being busted.  Made for a good laugh on a rainy evening.   

Do you walk the halls of your office waiting to hear from your friends what they thought about Gene Simmons being canned?

Which by the way, is total marketing ploy.  On whose part, I am not quite sure at the moment.  But if you have not read Gene Simmons, Sex, Money Kiss, you should, and you would understand the genius behind this man.

If you are staying up late, to watch all the reality tv shows that you have taped, and you can not function with out your dose of Brett Michaels - Rock of Love, you need to get yourself a signed up for E-Harmony! 

If the driving force in your love life is the latest Bachlor, you should look into ask men! Chuck Woolery may have an opening, and it’s in a bit better taste than skinny girls duking it out over one guy that most likely will introduce them to momma, and she will throw them under the train after all the dough from the show comes rolling in.

Reality TV Syndrome, as REO Speedwagon would say,  get yourself together, keep everybody warm, and keep riding the storm out! They may come up for a drug that will help!

Do you have any of the following symptoms?  Are you unable to communicate with your family because, “my show is on!”  You get in trouble in your office because you can’t stop comparing notes about the people who got kicked off of last night’s Dancing with the Stars show and how unfair it was.  You sweat with each and every “elimination” round.  Potato chips are a staple in your Reality TV diet.  You buy every magazine on the newstand to see if there are any real-life hookups from your favorite Reality shows.   Or finally, you cherish January because American Idol is back on the air.  You may have Reality TV Burnout.  Don’t worry.  We can help.  Vent, browse — just let it out.  We all may have had enough.  Take back your life.  We know you can do it.  Quoting our sweater friend, Fred Rogers, “Sure, I knew you could”.

The first redhead to check in this morning! Flipping channels last night, I run across - How to look good naked?

I live in Chicago, naked today is really not an option!  The temperature is a whopping 3 degrees, pieces and parts would start to fall off and disintegrate.  Running through my mind this morning are images of Wesley Snipes character, Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man as he disintegrated while in a cryogenic freeze.

Take out the cold for a moment, if we want to look good naked, and quite honestly if we do look good naked we are most likely in the minority here, but if that’s the case, go for it, there are plenty of nude beaches out there. 

Naked Schmaked, if thats what you are concerned about, be concerned about it in your own home! It’s not necessary that we all see the chicken skin!